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Total Medals Earned: 192 (From 36 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,725 Points

A Christmas Quest

Alchemy Unlocked 12/19/14
5 Points
Hold 10 potions.
BELIEVE IN SANTA!!!!! Unlocked 12/19/14
5 Points
Defeat an enemy, while having full health.
Candy Unlocked 12/19/14
5 Points
Buy the Candy cane weapon.
Elf Unlocked 12/19/14
5 Points
Defeat your first enemy.
Gingerbread Unlocked 12/19/14
5 Points
Beat a Gingerbread man enemy.
Gomba Unlocked 12/19/14
5 Points
Isn't this copyright infringement?
Greeny Unlocked 12/19/14
5 Points
Buy the Green armour.
Happy Christmas Unlocked 12/19/14
5 Points
Start Playing
It's dangerous to go alone, take this. Unlocked 12/19/14
5 Points
Equip a new weapon.
Lets do dis Unlocked 12/19/14
5 Points
Reach level 10 and unlock the boss battle.
Skills Unlocked 12/19/14
5 Points
Use a skill point to increase a stat.
Snape Unlocked 12/19/14
5 Points
Buy a potion.
Snowy Unlocked 12/19/14
5 Points
Defeat a snowman enemy.
This Game is Stupid Unlocked 12/19/14
5 Points
Lose a battle.
Waddle Unlocked 12/19/14
5 Points
Defeat a penguin enemy.
Badass Santa Unlocked 12/19/14
10 Points
Reach level 15.
Black Hat Unlocked 12/19/14
10 Points
Buy the best Amour.
Golden Unlocked 12/19/14
10 Points
Buy the best weapon.
You Saved Christmas! Unlocked 12/19/14
25 Points
Defeat the Santa Clone!
Golden Astronaut Unlocked 12/19/14
50 Points
Find the Golden Astronaut token.

Medals Earned: 20/20 (180/180 points)

A Day at the Library

Game Completed Unlocked 10/24/14
50 Points
Complete the game

Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)

Antumbra

Stubborn Unlocked 4/4/15
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Getting Hang Of It Unlocked 4/4/15
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Prideless Unlocked 4/4/15
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bugs Buster Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Countryman Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Alone in the Silence Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dentist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Headstrong Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Keen Eye Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Moses Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Resident Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Saliva Surfer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Arcade Fire Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
BDSM Saint Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Death Addict Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dweller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Enlightened Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
False Prophet Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Follower Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Name Vector Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Red Riding Hood Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Snake Charmer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Villainous Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Astral Master Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sorma'ksuler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/25 (25/480 points)

Bullet Heaven 2

Counter Bomb Unlocked 11/15/15
5 Points
Use a bomb right after getting hit, and avoid the damage. Harder with less bombs and more health!
Don't Do That! Unlocked 11/14/15
5 Points
Destroy a steel or copper spike ball. Hopefully you'll learn your lesson and try not to do it again!
Self Destruction Unlocked 11/14/15
5 Points
Destroy a big bomb and knock out at least 3 enemies with it. Keep a look out for bombs in enemy formations!
1M Points Unlocked 11/14/15
10 Points
Score a mediocre 1,000,000 points or more in any level.
Grazing Gazelle Unlocked 11/14/15
10 Points
Graze 100 bullets or more in a single level. Get into the habit of grazing for points!
The Pirate Knight Unlocked 11/14/15
10 Points
Pick up £7,000 in total with Matt.
Beach Clear Unlocked 11/14/15
25 Points
Rescue the beached sea creature and complete world 2.
Desert Clear Unlocked 11/14/15
25 Points
Vandalize an ancient machine and complete world 3.
Forest Clear Unlocked 11/14/15
25 Points
Tear down the bushy fortress and complete world 1.
Glacier Clear Unlocked 11/15/15
25 Points
Smash the warrior of ice and complete world 4.
Jungle Clear Unlocked 11/15/15
25 Points
Eradicate the queen of pests and complete world 5.
Perfect Run Unlocked 11/14/15
25 Points
Collect all 13 diamonds in any level in one run.
Volcano Clear Unlocked 11/15/15
25 Points
Burst the giant eyeball and complete world 6.
Armory Clear Unlocked 11/15/15
50 Points
Nuke the iron behemoth and complete world 7.
Graveyard Clear Unlocked 11/15/15
50 Points
Vanquish the beast of nightmares and complete world 8.
Sky Clear Unlocked 11/15/15
50 Points
Shoot down the guardian of heaven and complete world 9.
Space Clear Unlocked 11/15/15
100 Points
Destroy the ultimate monstrosity and complete world 10.
Bullet Hell 5 Points Die with over 999 bullets on screen. Your failure is forgiven this time.
Cheat Codes 5 Points Unlock all cheats and handicaps. Some of them are really expensive!
Overpowered Player 5 Points Go mad with cheats and reduce your final score multiplier to zero.
Reflector Field 5 Points Bounce back 100 bullets or more with a single shield item. Fly into those enemy bullets!
Star Power 5 Points Blow away 300 bullets or more with a single star item. Clear the screen when you need it most!
3M Points 10 Points Score a decent 3,000,000 points or more in any level.
5M Points 10 Points Score an impressive 5,000,000 points or more in any level.
Autumn Breeze 10 Points Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 8-1.
Best Buds 10 Points Beat any 5 levels with 2 or more players. Friends are the best!
Bubble Blast 10 Points Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 2-3.
Destroying Drones 10 Points Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 7-1.
Diamond Dust 10 Points Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 4-4.
Don't Shoot! 10 Points Beat any standard level with the Pacifist handicap turned on. You have to time-out every wave!
Easily Distracted 10 Points Squish 100 slimes on the starting screen.
Fast Foes 10 Points Beat any level with the game sped up by 30%. Use handicaps!
Forest Time Trial 10 Points Beat level 1-3, including all bonus waves, in 2:00 or less.
Glacier Time Trial 10 Points Beat level 4-2, including all bonus waves, in 3:00 or less.
Golden Golem 10 Points Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 9-4.
Jungle Time Trial 10 Points Beat level 5-2, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.
Lilypad Spin 10 Points Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 5-1.
Mass Extinction 10 Points Defeat 10,000 foes in total.
Monoliths Of Power 10 Points Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 6-4.
Pacifist 10 Points Beat any 5 levels with the Pacifist handicap turned on. Violence isn't always the answer!
Raining Coins 10 Points Collect £100,000 from enemies in total.
Razorleaf Storm 10 Points Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 1-4.
Reverse Psychology 10 Points Beat any boss with the Pacifist handicap turned on. The boss won't show you the same mercy!
Ruby Rain 10 Points Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 3-4.
Sky Time Trial 10 Points Beat level 9-4, including all bonus waves, in 3:00 or less.
Space Time Trial 10 Points Beat level 10-1, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.
Splitting Asteroids 10 Points Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 10-2.
Strength In Numbers 10 Points Beat any boss with 2 or more players. Should be a breeze, right?
The Ace Pilot 10 Points Defeat 1,337 enemies in total with Lance.
The Cat 10 Points Get a triple-star rank 3 times with NoLegs.
The Magical Girl 10 Points Graze 2,000 enemy bullets in total with Natalie.
The Nature Girl 10 Points Collect 77 diamonds in total with Anna.
Untouchable 10 Points Beat any standard level without getting hit at all. Simply try not to get shot.
Volcano Time Trial 10 Points Beat level 6-3, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.
Weak Players 10 Points Beat any level with your attack reduced by 30%, and with bullet clearing disabled. Use handicaps!
10M Points 25 Points Score an amazing 10,000,000 points or more in any level.
Binging Bear 25 Points Graze 1000 bullets or more in a single level. Should try this on a higher difficulty setting!
Boss Slayer 25 Points Defeat all 10 world bosses on Hard difficulty, with at least a B rank for each.
Heavenly Hero 25 Points Defeat all 10 world bosses on Heavenly difficulty, with at least a B rank for each.
Imperishable 25 Points Beat any boss without getting hit at all. The best way to do this is to not get hit.
Burst Eyeballs 50 Points Take out 60 of the eyeball boss's small eyes, during a single battle with it. Poke 'em out!
Hyper Star 50 Points Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on Hard difficulty or higher.
Super Star 50 Points Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on any difficulty.
Ultra Star 100 Points Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on Heavenly difficulty.

Medals Earned: 17/64 (470/1,200 points)

Chompy

gold level 1 Unlocked 11/6/14
5 Points
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gold level 2 Unlocked 11/6/14
5 Points
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gold level 3 Unlocked 11/6/14
5 Points
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gold level 4 Unlocked 11/6/14
5 Points
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gold level 5 Unlocked 11/6/14
5 Points
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5 Points
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5 Points
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5 Points
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gold level 9 Unlocked 11/6/14
5 Points
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gold level 10 Unlocked 11/6/14
10 Points
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10 Points
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gold level 12 Unlocked 11/6/14
10 Points
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10 Points
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10 Points
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10 Points
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gold level 30 Unlocked 11/6/14
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Rich pig Unlocked 11/6/14
50 Points
Beat the game
Pro speedrunner 100 Points Get all Gold Times

Medals Earned: 31/32 (305/405 points)

Christmas Cookie Quest

Game Completed Unlocked 12/20/14
25 Points
Complete the game

Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)

City Runner

Run Forest Run Unlocked 2/2/15
5 Points
Ran over 200m
Playa 5 Points Collect Over 50 Coins In 1 Run
Can I Get A Loan 10 Points Collect Over 200 Coins In 1 Run
Run Run As Fast As You Can 10 Points Run Over 500m
How Big Is This City?! 25 Points Run Over 2,500m
Marathon Runner 25 Points Run Over 1,000m
Wolf Of This Street 50 Points Collect 1,000 Coins In 1 Run

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/130 points)

Dead Detention #1

Brainz Unlocked 12/18/14
5 Points
Kill a zombie.
Fire Starter Unlocked 12/18/14
5 Points
Finish the episode.
Meet Naomi Unlocked 12/18/14
5 Points
Fend off the Zombie and meet Naomi.
Wake Up Unlocked 12/18/14
5 Points
Wake Up
Golden Astronaut 50 Points Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.

Medals Earned: 4/5 (20/70 points)

Dead Detention #2

Blaze Unlocked 12/18/14
5 Points
Get away from the spreading fire.
Jumping Rooftops Unlocked 12/18/14
5 Points
Complete the episode.
Golden Astronaut 50 Points Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.

Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/60 points)

denudation

fully powered Unlocked 12/19/14
25 Points
achieve your highest power level
power hungry Unlocked 12/19/14
50 Points
obtain the power of the shrine
chosen by sol 5 Points die 10 times in one game
beneath the surface 50 Points discover the secret ending
immaculate 50 Points defeat the shrine without dying once

Medals Earned: 2/5 (75/180 points)